I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.
This I can never unsee. I will forever see this.
“if you lean on your bff while laughing so hard, they will support you with oxygen.” —sun tzu definitely never said this
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i’m going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
thank you, everyone
oh jeepers, if i’d known she’d be travelling around this much, i’d’ve given her her leash
make sure to hold on tight to her, okay?
pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:
Holy shit that’s so cool
Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.